Welcome to the first edition of thms’ Agony Aunt! I know many of us at Habbox struggle with everyday activities in real life, with lack the courage to ask for help; so now you can send your questions in to the ever reliable and perpetually wonderful thms who will answer your questions!

How do I go about teaching northerners to speak proper English? – Anon, m, 65 25

Hello *NAME REMOVED FOR PRIVACY REASONS*, Agony thms here. I know this was supposed to be anonymous but I feel that together, we can embark upon this journey. I know for sure that some day, with the charities that we will set up in Habbox’s name, we will provide those poor people from the North with classes on their diction, how to get rid of their horrid accents (like I, thms, have done myself) and make the world a better place.

How can I get people to notice me on Habbo? I have been in love with Wispur for months but he never seems to notice me… What can I do? – Anon, f, 18

Who is Wispur? Just be yourself and stop wanting to please other people! #%$€ the haters!

My family have been given a business opportunity hours away from our home town. I’m old enough to work and fend for myself, but I could feel much more stable with my family. What would you suggest doing? – Anon, f, 21

Do what you want to do! You aren’t a child, if you think you can fend for yourself and don’t want to move away then don’t! If you work you can always visit, do what makes you feel happy! Maybe the independence is something you need in life.

Does online dating count as cheating? – Anon, f, 18

Listen love, nobody respects a cheater! If you want to cheat on your boyfriend or girlfriend then maybe you shouldn’t be in a relationship!

Why does Expling not love me back? Please help me get closer to him… – Anon, m, 14

Expling isn’t worth your love! Kill him, bury the body and move on! You don’t need to be closer to him.

Hey thms! How can I come out as straight? All my friends are gay and my parents have been so happy for me thinking that I like boys, I just went along with it for years. I went out with a couple of girls before but, you know, everyone experiments in college! But deep down I think I’ve always known that I’ve been straight. I think my parents will be ok with it (I have a brother who’s straight) but I’m worried about telling my friends. Can you help? – Anon, m, 21

Just know you are not alone. Surround yourself with a solid support system and people who will accept and care for you, they should understand as members of the LGBTQ community what it’s like to be different. Remember that your happiness is important and sometimes you have to be selfish and walk away when times are hard! Put yourself first. The heterophobes aren’t worth your time!

Hey thms! I just started my period and I’m not sure how to approach it, what to buy, that kind of thing… Any advice? – Anon, m, 17

I started mine when I was three years old! I will redirect you to this page for help: http://m.wikihow.com/Have-a-Perfect-First-Period

Hi thms! I’m scared to go back to school after half term. I have a fear of corridors, fish and chips, and gym teachers so school is a really negative place for me. Any advice on coping? – Anon, f, 16

Oh shut up and stop making up excuses! Go get your education or else.

Do you have any advice to help make me stand out in a job interview? – Dolphins, m, 19

Dolphins I already helped you get this job! Stop harassing me.

I hope you’re all inspired! Have an agonising question or two of your own to send in to thms? PM Empired with them! (If you want your question to be anonymous, please state this or your name will automatically appear in the article.)

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