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Introducing DUCK TALES!5
By - Posted 17th November, 2019 at 8:25 pm

 

What is up my beautiful Habboxers! 

 

You may not know me but my name is Dyl. Wanna know more? You know what to do.

 

Yes! That is short for Dylan but that is a backstory we don’t have time to unpack right now.  

A little bit about me; I am an Aries, Slytherin, ENFP, and whatever a 7w8 Enneagram means.

 

I enjoy dark chocolate over milk, sour over sweet, and coffee over tea.

My favourite month is April, food is deep-fried zucchini, drink is a rum & coke…

I have also been on Habbo for almost 15 years.

To save you all from doing the maths, I originally joined Habbo in 2005 at the ripe old age of 8 years old – a fact that when I share I feel the need to preface it by saying that if any Habbo mods are reading… please don’t ban me. 

 

 

I remember my older brother making my first Habbo.ca account for me only days after my family upgraded from dial-up to high-speed internet. I played an awful lot of fallin’ furni during my 30 minutes of internet time.

I essentially grew up on Habbo. Every quintessential life experience was celebrated by an afternoon inside the isometric world we have all come to enjoy.

I learned to ride a bike as I sat by the lido deck, learned to write in cursive as I pretended to be a Habbo baby, had my first IRL date (and subsequent first IRL girlfriend) while roleplaying a wizard in my spare time. 

 

 

Needless to say, I did it all and saw even more on Habbo. From the hand-inventory and “everybody out of the pool” to the Great Mute of 2012. 

I rose through the ranks of Habbo CIA (as well as situated a rebellion against them) and worked for countless fansites that have come and gone (R.I.P. Habbcrazy). 

So what is the point of this article? Is this just an excuse for me to abuse my position as an article writer to talk about myself? ABSOLUTELY!

With a new season of Habbo on the horizon, I have spent a lot of time looking back on my time here and if you know me at all then you know I am a big fan overdramatized stories.

So with that, I would like to introduce to my lovely Habbos…

 

+ * Duck Tales * + 

(don’t sue me Disney)

What is it? And How will it work?

Once a month (until I am inevitably fired), I will share with you all one story from my history here at Habbo. Sometimes it’ll be funny, sometimes a little more serious but nevertheless entertainment and me being a complete idiot is a guarantee. 

And trust me… there are some doozies

From a pizza-related prank call gone horribly wrong to breaking up with my Habbo boyfriend over the season finale of Glee…

 

 

I have done, seen, and said a lot of dumb stuff that now make up for some hilarious stories.  

So stay tuned and in the meantime give me some questions you want me to write about?

Happy Reading!

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Comments
    __tbl commented on 17th November, 2019

    “if any Habbo mods are reading… please don’t ban me. ” loooooooooooooool
    I’m excited to read all the stories that are coming our way!!!

    Duck commented on 17th November, 2019

    What a great read me!

    Oh thank you me!

    Give me some questions of what to write about because tbh I wrote this so long ago I lost the list I had!

    LucyFaye commented on 17th November, 2019

    Hehe great read! Can’t wait to hear about you breaking up with your boyfriend over Habbo, that is so harsh! 😂🙈

    Joe commented on 17th November, 2019

    We have similar stories about rising the ranks of Habbo RPG and the fansites. Will be interesting to hearing your side!

    Badr56 commented on 30th November, 2019

    love this article so much.
    As for a question to what to write about.
    Best experiances with habbox both as a casual user and staff.

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