They suck, right? Who thought the working week should begin on a Monday & be 5 days long? I think the world would be a happier place if everyone worked less. We simply work our backsides off all year for a 2 week break & even then, it “can’t be between these particular dates because Janet & Kim are off then too!”
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Screw you Janet & Kim.

Lack of motivation doesn’t help either – does anyone really want to wake up at 6am to face their day? I only just manage to get out of bed at 10 and even then I spend at least an hour debating if I can really be bothered. Do I really need this job? Can I pimp myself out to pay the bills?
My bed is my first love; soft, bouncy, warm, and oh so nonjudgmental. Fresh sheets & plump pillows! I’m drooling at the thought. They say it’s the easiest hello yet the hardest goodbye, and they’re so right. I’m still in my bed at the time of writing. I can’t bare the thought of leaving, and my ‘Monday Motivation’ is still buffering…

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