BoJo and The Donald – the UK’s foreign minister dude… or whatever you call it, ex-mayor of London, and the President of the US. They both seem to get on reasonably well. However, we’re going beneath the immigration ban and into the time Boris knocked a small child down whilst playing rugby. We’re here to find out which person’s hair is the best!

Round 1: In The Wind

Ronald McDonald takes this one, looking like a clown (pun intended). More of BoJo’s hair is up, but Don’s is no doubt more fabulous.

Round 2: Who’s More Unique?

The angry potato trumps the slightly confused egg on this one, because who could be more unique than a right-wing man with bad hair who wanted to be in charge? Oh, there’s two of them.

Final Round: If They Were Bald

Yes, that’s Johnson and Trump, not Matt Lucas and some weird thing from Dr Who. Matt Boris wins this one, just because he looks like an actor – even though Trump sort of is an actor.

Who has the better hair? Let us know in the comments!

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