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#TomsTopTips – VALENTINE’S DAY

  Love is in the air… right? IDK I’m not your dad, work it out yourself. I’m just here to tell you how to have a great Friday. Go on, keep reading.  

Valentine’s Deal Breakdown – Get It While It’s Hot!

  If you’ve logged in to our favourite hotel today, you’ll have been greeted with an EXCLUSIVE offer! Whether or not you believe it when Habbo says something is exclusive any more is likely a matter of how much you’ve been paying attention to the enormous number of re-released bundles (complete with “exclusive” bits) lately, […]

#TomsTopTips – GROWING OLD GRACEFULLY

  It’s not much of a secret that I’m kinda old. Habbox as a whole actually has a rather older-than-your-average-Habbo population for the most part, but even so I’m well up there. Today, boils and gurgles, we are going to be looking at how to attain a ripe age in a graceful and respectable manner… […]

[Habboxmas] Articles Drinking Game!

  I like a drink. Sometimes I like more than one. Oh yes, staying hydrated is very important. Read on to see how we’re making sure our fluid levels don’t drop too much over Christmas – and to win yourself some Habboxmas treats!  

Quiz: Are You A Habbo Boomer?

If you have to ask yourself “am I a boomer?” chances are… yes.   Not in the REAL sense, as boomers are actually people born in the 50s and 60s, and even I am not that old. The phrase “ok boomer” is used mostly as a flippant response to anything that’s perceived by young’ns as […]

Habboxween – Articles Department Task!

  HxWeen is here at last, and the articles department has a task for you! If you fancy winning yourself a delicious bunch of HxWeen points and some credits, read on!

Habboween Party Deal – The Breakdown!

Party on, Garth!   Habbo have released a “party deal” for Habboween, combining a mega bunch of cuts and costumes with a wee bit of a price slash. Have a little click of that read more button to see all of what’s included – and a breakdown of the pricing and savings!

Demon Lord Wings, Extra Spicy

  Today marked the arrival of the latest Habboween rare: Demon Lord Wings! Another wearable (and therefore perishable) item, let’s take a closer look by hitting that “read more” button.

The Coven Has Landed!

‍ In my last post we went over some of the returning (and some of the sadly nonreturning) Habboween items we’ve had across the years – now it’s time for something new! Hit “read more” to… well, read more. ‍

Something Wicked This Way Comes…

‍ Oh yes, just one week until October, and that means HALLOWEEN! Not only that, but HABBOWEEN! Not only that, but HABBOXWEEN! Not only that… wait no that is all. ‍