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VALENTINE’S IS OVER

OH. FISH. ALLEY. … NOW STOP BEING HAPPY

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Habbo Valentine’s Deal – 20% “Saving”!

Another year, another Valentine’s deal from our good friends at Habbo. Last year saw the excellent enchanted teleports added into the mix, and this time around it’s THE POWER TO TURN YOURSELF INTO A UNICORN! Read on to see what’s on offer.

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Merry Christmas, Habbox!

Have a superbly fabulous Christmas, whoever and wherever you are!

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Habbo’s Black Friday Offer!

It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday… Yep, it’s the time of the year when America goes crazy and the rest of us watch forlornly as we’re “enticed” with crummy 10% offers on things we never wanted… Black Friday! No matter where you are in the world though, Habbo have an offer for you […]

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Habboxween Spook Stories!

So we’ve had a competition going on the forum for spooooOooOOOOooooOooooky stories to be posted by our members, and here they are! Thought it would be nice to compile them in case anyone wants a good read this Habboxween 😀 NOTE: these are entirely unedited, partly for authenticity, partly to save time, and partly because […]

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You Know You’re Getting Old When…

I am old. Not quite a pensioner yet, but in terms of the Habbo population I might as well be put in a home. Fortunately, plenty of other Habz veterans are getting past the point where they too are considered old. Do you fit the bill? Are you beyond your sell-by date? Give that Read […]

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Habbo’s “Great Farm Bake” Begins!

‌ Get your wellies on! This Easter, Habbo have outdone themselves by not only re-releasing a bunch of old favourites, but also (as of today) begun a whole new campaign with loads of brand new furni, as well as a new way to craft, new rares, new clothes, new bundles, and new pets! Hit that […]

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“Alt-Right” Leader Exposed As Paedophile Supporter

Milo Yiannopoulos – the champion of racists, sexists, and aggressively disgruntled slackers across the Western world – left his post at Breitbart in a particularly obvious “jumped before he was pushed” move after a podcast of one of his talks was brought to the public eye with a revelation so startling that even his most hardcore […]

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NEW Crackable Rares! Golden Eggs Hit Habbo

As you’ve likely seen, the newest crackable furni has been released onto the hotel in the shape of GOLDEN EGGS. Whack that “read more” button to see all the deets!

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2016 kinda sucked

‌ TODAY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT WERE ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE ABOUT 2016 ‌ Unless you’ve been living under a rock (which may, in hindsight, have been a great idea) you’ll have noticed that 2016 has been something of a bust. Feel free to replace that understatement with some more colourful language that better matches […]

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