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Habbox Summer Spectacular – here we go again!

Summer is here (bloody hot outside right now) and that means we’re fast approaching the time where we all split into teams and mercilessly attack kindly compete with each other for delicious POINTS: Points make prizes, kids! Click “Read more” to see what’s in store!

Habbox Easter Eggstravaganza: Outgunned Bun-Buns Overrun by Young Ones

It’s time once again for HxEE, the Habbox Easter Eggstravaganza! That word never gets easier to type. We’ve got HUNDREDS of credits for you to win across a slew of fab wabbit-welated challenges and competitions, as well as a points system for ultimate victory and eeeeven more credits for our top contestants! [Read More to […]

Eight Saving Graces of 2020

It’s been… a year. We’re nearly at the end of one of the most globally challenging years in living memory, and while the troubles aren’t quite over there is light at the end of the tunnel. Adios 2020, we won’t miss you. That said, there have been SOME parts of the year that restored – […]

[HxSS] Meet the Admins! (and win coins)

Are you preparing for battle? HxSS is just days away at time of posting, and plenty of folks around Habbox are sharpening their swords and strapping up their shields! Pirates, vikings, Greeks, and cowboys are the teams, and we’re going to get to know the warlords in charge of them!

Habbo Movie Challenge! How Many Can You Get?

  Hey little Habbos… and big Habbos too! Hope you’re not going too mad and starved for entertainment during lockdown. You’ve probably seen a whole load of emoji-based challenges going around social media where people use the emojis to try spelling out countries, celebs, films, football clubs, and all that joy. They seem pretty popular, […]

HabboxStarz – Show Off and Win 200c!

Totally radical, dude! HabboxStarz is back for its 2020 incarnation, but we’re going with a gnarly retro theme! Take a chill pill and let me give you the 4-1-1 on this bomb new take on the competition…

[HxEE] Good-bye to All That Egginess

– – Merry Christmas, war is over! Wait no wrong season, but the war is over at long long last. The two teams have spent the last week battling it out for supremacy… and a massive amount of eggs. Now it’s time to end this little story, and find out the shocking truth about Eastar! […]

[HxEE] Eggs For Ammo

– – The place: Planet Eastar. The teams: Lord Thumper and Lady Marshmallow. The time: Just after breakfast. – – A bloodless but otherwise very messy war has ravaged the small but bountiful planet for years now, as two rival factions vie for control of its resources. Minor skirmishes have been fought with tooth and […]

#TomsTopTips – VALENTINE’S DAY

  Love is in the air… right? IDK I’m not your dad, work it out yourself. I’m just here to tell you how to have a great Friday. Go on, keep reading.  

Valentine’s Deal Breakdown – Get It While It’s Hot!

  If you’ve logged in to our favourite hotel today, you’ll have been greeted with an EXCLUSIVE offer! Whether or not you believe it when Habbo says something is exclusive any more is likely a matter of how much you’ve been paying attention to the enormous number of re-released bundles (complete with “exclusive” bits) lately, […]