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Habbo Movie Challenge! How Many Can You Get?

  Hey little Habbos… and big Habbos too! Hope you’re not going too mad and starved for entertainment during lockdown. You’ve probably seen a whole load of emoji-based challenges going around social media where people use the emojis to try spelling out countries, celebs, films, football clubs, and all that joy. They seem pretty popular, […]

HabboxStarz – Show Off and Win 200c!

Totally radical, dude! HabboxStarz is back for its 2020 incarnation, but we’re going with a gnarly retro theme! Take a chill pill and let me give you the 4-1-1 on this bomb new take on the competition…

[HxEE] Good-bye to All That Egginess

– – Merry Christmas, war is over! Wait no wrong season, but the war is over at long long last. The two teams have spent the last week battling it out for supremacy… and a massive amount of eggs. Now it’s time to end this little story, and find out the shocking truth about Eastar! […]

[HxEE] Eggs For Ammo

– – The place: Planet Eastar. The teams: Lord Thumper and Lady Marshmallow. The time: Just after breakfast. – – A bloodless but otherwise very messy war has ravaged the small but bountiful planet for years now, as two rival factions vie for control of its resources. Minor skirmishes have been fought with tooth and […]

#TomsTopTips – VALENTINE’S DAY

  Love is in the air… right? IDK I’m not your dad, work it out yourself. I’m just here to tell you how to have a great Friday. Go on, keep reading.  

Valentine’s Deal Breakdown – Get It While It’s Hot!

  If you’ve logged in to our favourite hotel today, you’ll have been greeted with an EXCLUSIVE offer! Whether or not you believe it when Habbo says something is exclusive any more is likely a matter of how much you’ve been paying attention to the enormous number of re-released bundles (complete with “exclusive” bits) lately, […]

#TomsTopTips – GROWING OLD GRACEFULLY

  It’s not much of a secret that I’m kinda old. Habbox as a whole actually has a rather older-than-your-average-Habbo population for the most part, but even so I’m well up there. Today, boils and gurgles, we are going to be looking at how to attain a ripe age in a graceful and respectable manner… […]

[Habboxmas] Articles Drinking Game!

  I like a drink. Sometimes I like more than one. Oh yes, staying hydrated is very important. Read on to see how we’re making sure our fluid levels don’t drop too much over Christmas – and to win yourself some Habboxmas treats!  

Are You A Habbo Boomer?

If you have to ask yourself “am I a boomer?” chances are… yes.   Not in the REAL sense, as boomers are actually people born in the 50s and 60s, and even I am not that old. The phrase “ok boomer” is used mostly as a flippant response to anything that’s perceived by young’ns as […]

Habboxween – Articles Department Task!

  HxWeen is here at last, and the articles department has a task for you! If you fancy winning yourself a delicious bunch of HxWeen points and some credits, read on!