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Skate Sensation!

Habbo have released skateboards and skate furniture! Last week, rumor was that Habbo were to release a skateboard effect for all Habbo users to use… Well they have! Habbo skateboards as well as skate ramps and grind rails can be found in the Habbo shop under the re-released “Urban” line. As soon as Habbo released these items, […]

Secrets Revealed :O

Habbo wanted you to bring sexy back and by God you brung it! With some amazing winners of this intriguing competition I don’t see anyone who should be stuffing their faces anymore with fatty snacks, they should get to exercising like the Habbo A-Listers who won! For this competition the participants had to create a […]

Gaming – Part 3

To read part one please click here To read part two please click here Over the past 2/3 weeks I have been posting articles about my gaming habits, listening to your views and seeing what games my readers like. I have got a positive reply from many people and I am glad you enjoyed reading […]

Church of England Allows Homosexual Bishops

If celibate homosexual men request to be bishops for the Church of England, they will not be dismissed!      This means that openly gay, devout Christians may apply to be bishops for their local church. They must however be civilly partnered and fully celibate (without having sex before marriage or civil partnership) before they […]

Sneaker Streaker

Today, Thomas Smith was seen in various shops and on various highstreets today wearing nothing but his nike trainers, this culprit, ironically name the ‘sneaker streaker’ has been seen in the town of Blackpool, causing havoc upon the promenade. This person was first seen at 11:00am BST time and is still at large as we […]

Man blast's off own finger!

38 year old Shaun Murphy narrowly escaped a prison sentence as he shot himself in his finger in an attempt to remove a wart.   After trying a variety of different creams, the 38 year old B&Q security guard eventually got fed up of his very painful wart and decided the best solution was to […]

GOAL!

Bored this summer? Then the new beach soccer is the way to go! Not only can you now play soccer on the sand you can also score a furni prize pack consisting of a beach ball and 6 deep water not to mention an exclusive badge!   All you need to do is to build […]

Tot-Ollie Dude!

Are you a skate fanatic? Are you the next Tony Hawk? Well feast your eyes on this! According to a Habbo news source, Habbo are to release a brand new skateboard effect and skate floor patches for Habbo rooms! It’s not confirmed, but a lot of Habbo users are claiming this is a definite feature; […]

Olympic Ticket Resale

The Olympic tickets are officially being resold! Next week, 2.3m Olympic event tickets are being resold on a “first come, first serve” basis. The ticket website will be reopened at 6AM on the 24th of June (that’s 11PM the previous night for PST and 4PM the same day on EST). According to the Olympic officials, […]

Olympic Ticket Resale

The Olympic tickets are officially being resold! Next week, 2.3m Olympic event tickets are being resold on a “first come, first serve” basis. The ticket website will be reopened at 6AM on the 24th of June (that’s 11PM the previous night for PST and 4PM the same day on EST). According to the Olympic officials, […]